beyosce:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

goth chicken 

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totalarianalive:

reginasmom:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

Beyoncé is praying I can see it ha face

incredible

Beyoncé works miracles y’all 

totalarianalive:

reginasmom:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

Beyoncé is praying I can see it ha face


incredible

Beyoncé works miracles y’all 

(Source: springnow86, via partynoxious)

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skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.


update: i banged him

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

@20 hours ago with 42483 notes
sidnugget:

My favorite person

sidnugget:

My favorite person

(via morebeyoncethanyou)

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rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

rawrsaysreptar:

My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.

(via dewgongo)

@2 days ago with 26666 notes
kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via vaginatrainer)

@2 days ago with 60392 notes

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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tiredpunk:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

what a idiot

(Source: onlylolgifs, via fake-mermaid)

@20 hours ago with 415275 notes

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

(via fake-mermaid)

@20 hours ago with 201201 notes

"When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you."

Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

AHaha. haaaa. hh.

(via thefeministbookclub)

(via baearth)

@20 hours ago with 47998 notes

"i just need to get my shit together"

me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via spacebabydoll)

(Source: jamespmberry, via preppearlspolitics)

@1 day ago with 633941 notes
mentalalchemy:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative


fool loves bananas

mentalalchemy:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

fool loves bananas

(Source: acidocasualidad, via dewgongo)

@2 days ago with 96874 notes